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Feedjit Live Blog Stats</description><title>can you even read this</title><generator>Tumblr (3.0; @methyl-red)</generator><link>http://methyl-red.tumblr.com/</link><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/b06b6957e57887839e423575d1edda56/tumblr_mmv03pEWCi1qebrp4o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://methyl-red.tumblr.com/post/50933427230</link><guid>http://methyl-red.tumblr.com/post/50933427230</guid><pubDate>Mon, 20 May 2013 16:10:17 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>theonion:

Yahoo Back On Top After Purchasing Millions Of...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/2450d98f97286b96b90344d1978c76f2/tumblr_mn3ybdA0I21qckp4qo1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://theonion.tumblr.com/post/50918546067/yahoo-back-on-top-after-purchasing-millions-of" target="_blank"&gt;theonion&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;Yahoo Back On Top After Purchasing Millions Of 13-Year-Old Girls’ Blogs: &lt;a href="http://www.theonion.com/articles/yahoo-back-on-top-after-purchasing-millions-of-13y,32497/" target="_blank"&gt;Full Report&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://methyl-red.tumblr.com/post/50921581501</link><guid>http://methyl-red.tumblr.com/post/50921581501</guid><pubDate>Mon, 20 May 2013 13:28:08 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>z1c:

being 20+ on tumblr

</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://z1c.tumblr.com/post/50787549973/being-20-on-tumblr" target="_blank"&gt;z1c&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;being 20+ on tumblr&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/d2568ddbc1c1e02b6c97318623fbcadd/tumblr_inline_mn131peHog1qz4rgp.png"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://methyl-red.tumblr.com/post/50892578896</link><guid>http://methyl-red.tumblr.com/post/50892578896</guid><pubDate>Mon, 20 May 2013 02:15:40 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>truxtondogyuun:


Wow I can’t believe Kaiba Corporation just bought Tumblr
</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://truxtondogyuun.tumblr.com/post/50841393423/wow-i-cant-believe-kaiba-corporation-just-bought" target="_blank"&gt;truxtondogyuun&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Wow I can’t believe Kaiba Corporation just bought Tumblr&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://methyl-red.tumblr.com/post/50848216060</link><guid>http://methyl-red.tumblr.com/post/50848216060</guid><pubDate>Sun, 19 May 2013 15:34:41 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>muffinmachine:

My grandpa got his first spam email and he called the police
</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://muffinmachine.tumblr.com/post/50275069199/my-grandpa-got-his-first-spam-email-and-he-called" target="_blank"&gt;muffinmachine&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;My grandpa got his first spam email and he called the police&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://methyl-red.tumblr.com/post/50846338140</link><guid>http://methyl-red.tumblr.com/post/50846338140</guid><pubDate>Sun, 19 May 2013 15:12:04 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>foodtrucker:

‘it’s not cold’ said the PE teacher with a coat on
</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://foodtrucker.tumblr.com/post/32963314130/its-not-cold-said-the-pe-teacher-with-a-coat-on" target="_blank"&gt;foodtrucker&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;‘it’s not cold’ said the PE teacher with a coat on&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://methyl-red.tumblr.com/post/50846298910</link><guid>http://methyl-red.tumblr.com/post/50846298910</guid><pubDate>Sun, 19 May 2013 15:11:35 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>axon-axoff:

antisocialtexting:

mom….dad…..i cant be tamed

YOU DON’T HAVE ENOUGH BADGES TO TRAIN...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://axon-axoff.tumblr.com/post/50797877374" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank"&gt;axon-axoff&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://antisocialtexting.tumblr.com/post/45810879675/mom-dad-i-cant-be-tamed" target="_blank"&gt;antisocialtexting&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;mom….dad…..i cant be tamed&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;YOU DON’T HAVE ENOUGH BADGES TO TRAIN ME!&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;img src="http://media.tumblr.com/95565cf92a10668068826b0a601632d3/tumblr_inline_mn1ckuGwsd1qz4rgp.gif"/&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://methyl-red.tumblr.com/post/50846285048</link><guid>http://methyl-red.tumblr.com/post/50846285048</guid><pubDate>Sun, 19 May 2013 15:11:25 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/608b9d4851c9a6b34d1f3c2c6063bd5a/tumblr_mmz7lg1q3G1qdlh1io1_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://methyl-red.tumblr.com/post/50845974512</link><guid>http://methyl-red.tumblr.com/post/50845974512</guid><pubDate>Sun, 19 May 2013 15:07:40 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>makkine:

makkine:

Oh my god this is giving me flashbacks to when Disney announced it was buying...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://makkine.tumblr.com/post/50842113004/makkine-oh-my-god-this-is-giving-me-flashbacks" target="_blank"&gt;makkine&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://makkine.tumblr.com/post/50841582673/oh-my-god-this-is-giving-me-flashbacks-to-when" target="_blank"&gt;makkine&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Oh my god this is giving me flashbacks to when Disney announced it was buying club penguin and there was a literal actual penguin protest in front of the clothes shop for like 4 hours straight I love society&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/45a4881c4875fd2880c94ecdf6e5ea50/tumblr_inline_mn28bvr20V1qz4rgp.png"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://methyl-red.tumblr.com/post/50845928984</link><guid>http://methyl-red.tumblr.com/post/50845928984</guid><pubDate>Sun, 19 May 2013 15:07:07 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>claydols:

my eyes change colour depending on my swag levels. they are the darkest brown when my...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://claydols.tumblr.com/post/50787977439/my-eyes-change-colour-depending-on-my-swag-levels" target="_blank"&gt;claydols&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;my eyes change colour depending on my swag levels. they are the darkest brown when my swag levels are at a maximum. i have never seen them change&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://methyl-red.tumblr.com/post/50845626038</link><guid>http://methyl-red.tumblr.com/post/50845626038</guid><pubDate>Sun, 19 May 2013 15:03:31 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>nannajane:

in 7 years its going to be the 20s again so we can bring back swing music and the...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://nannajane.tumblr.com/post/50790893368/in-7-years-its-going-to-be-the-20s-again-so-we-can" target="_blank"&gt;nannajane&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;in 7 years its going to be the 20s again so we can bring back swing music and the aesthetics of that era but keep modern values who’s with me&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://methyl-red.tumblr.com/post/50844402997</link><guid>http://methyl-red.tumblr.com/post/50844402997</guid><pubDate>Sun, 19 May 2013 14:48:38 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/91c67f6893e5a3ba3f785345d9ce9e31/tumblr_mn1rulLXrb1ql2603o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://methyl-red.tumblr.com/post/50843622037</link><guid>http://methyl-red.tumblr.com/post/50843622037</guid><pubDate>Sun, 19 May 2013 14:39:00 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>
Rate My Professor. 
</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lvljwdsGSg1qzcv7no1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Rate My Professor. &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://methyl-red.tumblr.com/post/50798825194</link><guid>http://methyl-red.tumblr.com/post/50798825194</guid><pubDate>Sun, 19 May 2013 03:20:09 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>abraesive:

you gOTTA DRAW THE LINE SOMEWHERE. YOU GOTTA DRAW...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/394ff853c16eead99a1c01179ab696f5/tumblr_mmx0ouI0kj1rnejo2o2_400.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/725793d1bb8d5162227303e7c1d0b924/tumblr_mmx0ouI0kj1rnejo2o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://abraesive.tumblr.com/post/50611632785" target="_blank"&gt;abraesive&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;you gOTTA DRAW THE LINE SOMEWHERE. YOU GOTTA DRAW THE FUCKING LINE IN THE SAND DUDE.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;YOU GOTTA MAKE A STATEMENT. YOU GOTTA LOOK INSIDE YOURSELF AND SAY,”WHAT AM I WILLING TO PUT UP WITH TODAY?” &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;NOT FUCKING THIS&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://methyl-red.tumblr.com/post/50783146748</link><guid>http://methyl-red.tumblr.com/post/50783146748</guid><pubDate>Sat, 18 May 2013 22:24:31 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>brandnewswastikas:

I can’t believe that Dr. Oz’s full name is Dr. Forty Oz. That’s cool. </title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://brandnewswastikas.tumblr.com/post/50747367416/i-cant-believe-that-dr-ozs-full-name-is-dr" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank"&gt;brandnewswastikas&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;I can’t believe that Dr. Oz’s full name is Dr. Forty Oz. That’s cool. &lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://methyl-red.tumblr.com/post/50772154297</link><guid>http://methyl-red.tumblr.com/post/50772154297</guid><pubDate>Sat, 18 May 2013 19:43:15 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>lmao imagine if turning off anon worked retroactively</title><description>&lt;p&gt;lmao imagine if turning off anon worked retroactively&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://methyl-red.tumblr.com/post/50745681796</link><guid>http://methyl-red.tumblr.com/post/50745681796</guid><pubDate>Sat, 18 May 2013 13:24:30 -0500</pubDate><category>lol</category><category>something to think about</category><category>text</category></item><item><title>moltres:

using math to calculate the exponential growth rate of notes on ur text posts




</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://moltres.tumblr.com/post/50681462715/using-math-to-calculate-the-exponential-growth" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank"&gt;moltres&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;using math to calculate the exponential growth rate of notes on ur text posts&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;img src="http://media.tumblr.com/886bd882bdbf75b99c5e91c9fec94955/tumblr_inline_mmyrys1rW11qz4rgp.png"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;/blockquote&gt;

&lt;p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://methyl-red.tumblr.com/post/50681635896</link><guid>http://methyl-red.tumblr.com/post/50681635896</guid><pubDate>Fri, 17 May 2013 17:35:28 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>theyellowbrickroad:

so i was wearing this shirt with these super comfortable jeans all day but...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://theyellowbrickroad.tumblr.com/post/50310410872/so-i-was-wearing-this-shirt-with-these-super" target="_blank"&gt;theyellowbrickroad&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;so i was wearing this shirt with these super comfortable jeans all day but something felt weird about them so when i got home i took them off and changed into pajamas and i was looking at the back of them and&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/358c5c100b5a137fed9bc09592e9bb43/tumblr_inline_mmpshku1N41qz4rgp.jpg"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://methyl-red.tumblr.com/post/50675135513</link><guid>http://methyl-red.tumblr.com/post/50675135513</guid><pubDate>Fri, 17 May 2013 16:03:43 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>cannibalsuxx:

My nephew taped his little brother to my nieces...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m7yb8joNbX1qfxq87o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://cannibalsuxx.tumblr.com/post/28305539408/my-nephew-taped-his-little-brother-to-my-nieces" target="_blank"&gt;cannibalsuxx&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;My nephew taped his little brother to my nieces skateboard..&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://methyl-red.tumblr.com/post/50664077490</link><guid>http://methyl-red.tumblr.com/post/50664077490</guid><pubDate>Fri, 17 May 2013 13:07:48 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>dampsandwich:

cant be too careful
</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/a91b9132d717a052fb0c3e1d703e3263/tumblr_mjynvq0cex1rvjm7lo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://dampsandwich.tumblr.com/post/46324731367/cant-be-too-careful" target="_blank"&gt;dampsandwich&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;cant be too careful&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://methyl-red.tumblr.com/post/50663679329</link><guid>http://methyl-red.tumblr.com/post/50663679329</guid><pubDate>Fri, 17 May 2013 13:00:27 -0500</pubDate></item></channel></rss>
