My aunt sends me this email…
“A 1st grade school teacher had twenty-six students in her class. She presented each child in her classroom the 1st half of a well-known proverb and asked them to come up with the remainder of the proverb.”
Better late than pregnant.
THERE ARE NONE SO BLIND AS STEVIE WONDER
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If at first you don’t succeed get new batteries
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“Two’s a company, three’s the Musketeers.” asdfghjkl
A miss is as good as a Mr.
A bird in the hand is going to poop on youBaaaaahaha.
((OMGGGGGGGGG))
cry and you have to blow your nose.
I will start using these 8D
(Source: geekpanties)
